Big Spider is Good for Economy

As god-awful as that TMNT movie looks, I’m pleasantly surprised that they kept the turtles’ cartoony smart-ass personalities.

As opposed to Optimus ripping Megatron’s head off.

Sent you a fanmail!

bogleech:

thank you for the link I IMMEDIATELY ordered half a dozen of them

It was important

buggirl:

Crested forest toad, genus Rhinella, that we found for the herpetologists’ research in Yasuni, Ecuador.  We loved him so much for the short time we were working with him, that we named him Winston.  
My research in Ecuador

buggirl:

Crested forest toad, genus Rhinella, that we found for the herpetologists’ research in Yasuni, Ecuador.  We loved him so much for the short time we were working with him, that we named him Winston. 

My research in Ecuador

bogleech:

I’m reading the wikipedia entry on 1960’s Brazilian Horror Villain Coffin Joe and for a second there I almost thought I was reading a reddit troll’s OKcupid profile

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from wikipedia:

Coffin Joe is an evil, amoral character who considers himself superior to others and exploits them to suit his purposes. He hates morality and superstition (which he includes religion as) to the point of obsession. His central belief is that (self) imposed superstitious beliefs tend to prevent individual development, inhibit positive social change. Those who do not accept his central belief are considered to be weak, lack power, and limited in their ability to rationalize objectively. Those who share with him similar beliefs are considered to have power and intelligence above the ‘normal’ person.

The primary theme of the character is his single-minded obsession with the “continuity of the blood”; he wants to sire the “superior” child from the “perfect woman.” His idea of a “perfect woman” is not exactly physical but someone he regards intellectually superior to the Brazilian average, and in this quest he is willing to kill anyone who crosses his path.

These movies revolved around how disgusting and terrifying this character’s thinking was supposed to be and now we share the internet with 10,000,000 of him

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Predictions for Hyrule Warriors reviews

"Yet another Zelda game that isn’t Link to the Past. Needless to say, I was disappointed.”

bogleech:

this car commercial is too fucking cute I can’t believe it slipped my notice for eight years

Every Reality Show Ever

"This is My Job"

"Get Judged on TV"

"Do Something Stupid for Money"

"TLC’s Exploitation Hour"

"Let’s End a Relationship"

"You’re a Horrible Parent"

"Oh God, I Need Attention"